Today was my first real day alone with the kids.
9:00am: Feeling pretty confident about how things are going. Even had showered by this point. (Did I mention Ryan left at 8:50am and Cash didn't wake up until 9:30am?)
11:00am: Every piece of clothing on my person is covered in spitup. Considering saran wrapping the entire couch. Possibly me.
12:00pm: Woman shows up to do moving estimate. Go back and forth holding one crying baby, then the other. Then back to the first one....
1:00pm: Woman looks really relieved to be leaving our house. I go find chocolate.
1:30pm: Chocolate is finished. Go hunt for more chocolate.
3:00pm: Feel like I may actually get a chance to lay down! Get in bed.
3:01pm: Landlady calls.
3:05pm: Lay back down.
3:06pm: Cash wakes up. Nap time over.
4:00pm: Talk to Ryan for the 4th time. Tell him he better bring home dinner.
5:00pm: Ryan comes home. I realize I'm going to need to invest in more chocolate.