Phrases and happenings around here recently:
Cash saying in his sweetest voice to Phoenix, "Phoenix, will you take my socks off?'' To which Phoenix replies just as sweetly, "Okay!" and obediently sets about the task while his brother lounges on the couch. Ah, the privileges of being the oldest.
One day I hear Phoenix running out of the bathroom yelling, "NO! I do it by MYSELF!!" And I see Ashton running after him wailing, "Noooo! I wipe Nee-nik's bum!!" Really? Who'd have thought I'd have to institute a we wipe our own bums in this house policy?
Cash is at that age where he can just talk and talk. Our poor unsuspecting neighbor got an earful the other day when Cash descriptively told him about all the places on his body that he doesn't have hair like his dad does. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was more than he was looking for when that conversation opened up. :)
And now I'm in hiding because my boys are all so curious after listing off all the people in the house who had little penises and then following with the ones who had big ones like dad, and mom. After informing them I didn't have one they were all shocked and now keep trying to figure it out. And they keep trying to figure their own out. Man, I really had no idea what I was getting into with all these little boys.